Fifth Ape user contest! Fabulous prizes! Kinda...

I hope you all are ready for this one...

We, your intrepid Fifth Ape coaches, have been busily creating fun new HIIT drills (high intensity interval training) for our classes. Some of you have already experienced one or two - and there are more to come!

Well, we got to thinking.  Crossfit has names for its signature workouts.  We have at least 2.6x more badassery than Crossfit, so we need names that are at least 2.6x more badass than the Crossfit WODs. Now, we're up against some really creative zingers like "Fran," so this might be a tall order.... *snark*

We've come up with a few names already but we need more - and this is where you come in. Give us your best shot - either in the comment section below or via email.  We'll give them a look and select a few favorites to use as names for some of our most devious and fearsome HIIT drills.  If you happen to be our #1 pick, we'll send you a Fifth Ape shirt - no, really.

To qualify, your entry must follow the following guidelines:

1) Odd and Funny

2) mildly esoteric reference

3) bonus points for 80's movie references

Here are some examples that we've already come up with:

- "The only way to be sure"

- "Mounting the sandworm"

- "I let him go"

- "Die capitalist pig"

- "1.21 jiggawatts!"

- "Round two, Bruv"

- "Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?"

- "It's not the years, it's the mileage"

Give us your best shot! And thanks!!